Night Vale’s tweets seduce your brain until it’s taken all its clothes off, and then they kick it in the nuts.
Seriously, these are some of the most wonderful and profound statements about existence that I have ever read and I just want to sit here and think about them.
Didn’t even get to close the search string before I was told I was wrong.
Wait, hold up. Why is there a link that says “Mindy on The Mindy Project Needs to Stay Unlikable”. What show are you watching, random article?
Don’t know about you, but she’s like a role model of awesome who happens to have flaws.
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them"Well how very dare you Sir,I am clearly dressed for Dinner,I do not approve of this inconvenience to my evening timetable!"
when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for
#I’m going through an mcu phase right now #it will change #sometime
Sure Michelle, sure.
we went on a field trip to the zoo last week